Firing on all 8

D'awwwwwwwww This puppy is awesome!!!!!

this would be me today, but I went with rum instead. It’s working.

that’s cool and all, but did they have to pick THAT song? Why not something that won’t make the other forms of intelligent life want to carve out their eardrums or whatever they use to hear if they do at all.

so apparently I was killed in my lower back, left forearm, and left eye…

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Either Fruit of the Loom has changed what they define to be a “medium” size, or I’ve lost more weight than I thought. Stupid baggy boxer briefs.

I think a better question is “who the fuck takes an hour and a half to run 5 miles?”

everyone who’s trying to get in shape’s face when my dad opened the bag of cookies at the lake friday.

dangit Zach! I know these are 18” BBS RS’s in the back of an E36 BMW. Why is that in my brain?

best part seconded only by the hulk’s meeting with loki.

UPDATE: wait until the end of the credits if you want to see more about the shawarma place. After the graphic credits, after the preview of what’s to come, and then after the black and white credits. The avengers share a meal before going their separate ways. Worth staying for.

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all over the suppressed Walther. That thing is pure tactical sex.